Literature
Story Time with Dex and Benji
"Y'know Benji, this would be a whole lot less weird if you weren't in MY bathtub."
"Mmm!!"
"Okay, fine, I'll save you from drowning, I GUESS." So the water's up to my neck, I'm apparently in Dex's tub, I'm still wondering what the heck office chairs have to do with this-
"Wait, whoa whoa, hold up. I wouldn't be that sassy if you were drowning!"
"Oh ho ho, you most definitely would."
"No I- you know what? This is stupid, let ME tell it. From the beginning."
"Sure, fine. It'll be the same."
"Ugh, whatever. I guess I'll still start with you, though..."
So apparently Benji was out doing his nightly rounds of "villainy